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Emily, Australian. Just a bored straight girl with some lesbian tendencies.

hicstreme:

The saddest things in the world:

-people forgotten on their birthdays
-old people eating alone
-animals left behind by their humans

bitch-about-it:

My sister forgot how to say “turn up the volume” so she said “zoom in on the sound”

eatpizzas:

some boys at my school started a men’s rights club so today i listened at the door to hear what they were talking about and they were arguing over how to pronounce femininity

deadvibe:

i’m really good at making plans and then not wanting to do them when the time comes

caseyanthonyofficial:

I hate when people say “I love your tumblr but can you post less of-” like no bitch this aint build-a-blog 

tardis-mind-palace:

The three stages of doing homework

Friend : I broke up with him
Me : You did the right thing . he was an asshole
Friend : We are back together
Me : Well done,i am so happy for you , he is such a nice guy.

australiansanta:

why do babies need twice as much sleep as us like they literally do nothing all day shouldn’t it be the other way around fuck babies

heathicorn:

apparently some guy named mark was trying to tell my mom he needed to speak with my dad about any financial transactions my mom was making because he was the man of the house and she did not take kindly to his implying that my dad was the primary breadwinner/person in charge in our family so

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douchejaune:

Tina speaks to who I am on a very deep level.

lolerzz:

the good news is that i had time to stop for a frappe

nymphogirl05:

the first time giving a blow job like